Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”
Maybe one day I will be this happy.
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
when you do something really dumb
when you try to fix the situation but just make it worse
because the dRUgS NevER WoRK
thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk
CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN
THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED
[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]
ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]